Ineffable.

Random musings of Chie Cerrafon

My despedida party to my uterus lining

posted on Sunday, 30 March 2014 @ 16:04

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I've been dealing with periods for almost 11 years now (yeah, I got my period at 9) and I've pretty much mastered my personal signs that my uterus had a false alarm.

I get really testy. I don't know why we get really moody since we're not feeling any discomfort yet but it's natural for a girl to get mad or irritated fast a week or so before her mensies. They say it's because of the change in hormones that triggers this but nevertheless, THIS BITCHY ACT IS A NATURAL THING.
My appetite increases. I have a small appetite unto whom I credit my weight loss but whenever I'm PMS-ing, there are instances when I would get a second round of rice. I snack more than usual and I mostly head off to the salty snacks department.
I don't feel good about myself. I usually feel ok and set whenever I look in the mirror but once I feel fatter (which is some sort of a mirage) even if my pants still fit perfectly then I know I'm gonna have my period soon. This will make me change outfits 3x more than usual.
I get really horny. Yes, girls get horny hoorah. Not that we act on it but yeah, dirty thoughts come in more rapidly than usual. I guess cause PMS is equal to your ovulating period and your body is in need of a mating partner that it makes you want one more than usual.
My boobies hurt. Whenever I run down the stairs, I hold my tatas cause they hurt so bad when they move. Note: I only do this at home ok.

I'm not sure about the breakouts... I get them anytime of the month and I think it's because I forget to wash off my make up before I head to bed.

I don't know why our reproductive cells (egg cells) get pushed out mandatorily once a month when boys can push theirs out manually. Hear me?

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