• Cramps? I'll drop off a tub of yogurt in 30 minutes. Butterscotch and crushed grahams as toppings, right?
• Someday I'll tell our kids how I met their mother, Teddy-Westside style.
• *while I'm reading a book* .....
• I totally respect that you have a girl-crush on Katy Perry, as long as you accept the fact that I have a man-crush on Bradley Cooper.
• It's the fifth anniversary of the day I first met your parents, I invited them for to join our dinner-date later. My treat.
• It's my day off today, I'll pick you up from home and take you to your office ok? See you at 7.
• You get to name our first daughter, I get to name our first son.
• Babe, you look good in that outfit. Hashtag O-O-T-D worthy.
• Your mom told me you two had a fight last night. I'm not getting you KFC fries until you tell her "I'm sorry and I love you."
• That guy is totally checking you out... Do I look smug? I feel smug.
• I heard Lady Gaga is the host and the musical guest for next week's SNL. My place? You bring food.
• I love you. All of you.

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